NEW: Mike Posner Questionnaire with Things 90s Kids Realize

QUESTIONS:
What animated 90s character would you like to chill with?: King Bob.
What is your proudest video game accomplishment?: I was ill with the Duck Hunt gun.
What 90s show or cartoon would people be surprised to know that you watched?: Recess all day. They never released the seasons on DVD, only the movie. I played a show at St. Bonaventure University and a kid named Mike brought me bootlegs of all the episodes. I’ve been watching them on the bus every night before bed lol.
Who is the sexiest female cartoon character and why?: The chick from Scooby Doo that wore purple. I dno if Scooby Doo was from the 90s or earlier but she was my number one.
Who is your childhood crush?: This chick that played on my big sister’s soccer team named Sabrina Bourqouist. Blonde hair and goals on the reg. For some reason I don’t think she reads this site.
What 90s videogame has robbed you of the most hours of your life?: That’s going to be a tie between Mega Man and NBA Jam (my team was the Seattle Super Sonics….Detlef Schrempf on that asssssssssss).
What is your favorite 90s sports moment?: Mike Vernon beating the shit out of Patrick Roy. I’m from Detroit.
Which 90s one-hit wonders can be found on your iPod?: Eagle Eye Cherry – Save Tonight (classic), All 4 One – I Swear
What 90s music artist(s) inspired you most? Nirvana, OutKast, The Roots, Tupac Afeni Shakur, Pearl Jam, Reflection Eternal
What 90s cartoon character is most like Mike Posner and why? Night Crawler. Actually….we have no similarities whatsoever but he was dope. This guy would disappear and reappear in a different spot. So ill.
How did you handle Mufasa’s death? Years of denial and occasional violent outbursts on my sister. Sorry.
What was your signature cereal and cartoon on Saturday mornings?: Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch and sorry to repetitive but RECESS.
When was the last time you felt nostalgic?: Every morning when I go to this website.

FAVORITES:
90s Cartoon: Recess
90s TV Show: Family Matters/ Home Improvement
90s Movie: Major League I and Major League II. WILD THING DUHHH DUHHH. YOU MAKE MY HEART SING. DUHH DUHHH. #Winning
90s Musician: Nirvana.
90s Song: 2Pac – Changes
90s Toy: K’NEX. Remember those? They were like Legos for elitists.
90s Shoes or Clothing: Lee Pipes. By the way, I’d like to point out that in the late 90’s/early 2000’s it was a social norm for girls to wear BIG ASS BELL-BOTTOMS. WTF!?!?!?!?
90s Book: I can’t name one book written in the 90s lol. I prefer to wait until the writer dies and the book is accepted by the literary community as a classic. That way I know I’m not wasting 2-4 weeks of my life on some amateur that thought of a cool title.

OPTIONS:
Patty Mayonnaise or Topanga Lawrence?
Both of those chicks are ridiculously overrated.
Topanga – 6.2
Patty Mayonnaise – 3.6
X-Men or Ninja Turtles? Turtles. Btw, Donatello is smarter than Professor X. Don’t underestimate his intelligence just because he can walk.
Batman or Spiderman? Spiderman. Batman can’t even do anything.
Super Nintendo or Sega Genesis? C’mon man. Sega. No question.
WWF or WCW? WWF! Undertaker was that dude. They used to bring him to the ring in a coffin. I donno why I though that was so cool when I was a kid….kinda creepy now that I think about it.
Goosebumps or Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark? This is a secret I’ve never told anyone before but I was extremely scared of both of them. Neither.
Fruit Gushers, Fruit By The Foot or Fruit Roll-ups? GUSHERS! I forgot about those until I read this question. How’d they make them so juicy???!!!?
Better leader: Tommy Pickles or TJ Detweiler?
Easily TJ Detweiler. Think of how many ethnic, gender, age, and socioeconomic boundaries his leadership succeeded in despite of.
Biggest bitch: Angelica Pickles or Helga Pataki? Angelica Pickles. If I ever saw her I would kick her in the balls and run.